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Werner Herzog on staring into the abyss of his own insanity.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:01:00 -0800

Werner Herzog on staring into the abyss of his own insanity.

Stock Photos of Women Looking Remorseful After Sexual Encounters

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:15:00 -0800

Stock Photos of Women Looking Remorseful After Sexual Encounters

"Are magnesium and scorn sufficient to support a town, not just Philipsburg, but towns of..."

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:09:00 -0800

“Are magnesium
and scorn sufficient to support a town,
not just Philipsburg, but towns
of towering blondes, good jazz and booze
the world will never let you have
until the town you came from dies inside?”

- Richard Hugo

Saddles.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:53:00 -0800

Saddles.

Grail key hook.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:25:00 -0800

Grail key hook.

luckyshirt: I can’t believe I made this.

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:53:58 -0800

luckyshirt:

I can’t believe I made this.

"If you’re going to buy a pair of pants you want them to be tight enough so everyone will want..."

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:36:00 -0800

“If you’re going to buy a pair of pants you want them to be tight enough so everyone will want to go to bed with you. There’s nothing metaphysical about it.”

- Frank O’Hara

In 1956, 96-year-old Samuel Seymour appeared on a game show...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:29:00 -0800

In 1956, 96-year-old Samuel Seymour appeared on a game show called I’ve Got A Secret…his secret was that he saw Lincoln’s assassination when he was five years old.

Holy shit.

Bottle opener disguised as a key. So cool.

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:11:00 -0800

Bottle opener disguised as a key. So cool.

unisnewyork: Photographer Nicholas Maggio on set wearing the...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:59:08 -0800

unisnewyork:

Photographer Nicholas Maggio on set wearing the Unis Gio Skinny.

Photo

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:18:42 -0800

"Bill’s wife Shelley or someone had turned on one of those Pottery Barn holiday CDs in the living..."

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:50:00 -0800

“Bill’s wife Shelley or someone had turned on one of those Pottery Barn holiday CDs in the living room, and some rich people were “getting loose,” inasmuch as there were basically quotation marks surrounding everyone on the dance floor, metaphorically speaking. Women in thin white sweaters and tall leather boots with spiky heels were physically moving around on top of the cream colored carpet in ways that said, “Sex with me will be a painfully one-sided, seven thousand pound letdown after a long, horrible night of lying to yourself.” One particularly wild woman had taken her shoes off. Perhaps she had been at Woodstock, or knew how to hold an ocarina.”

- Teodor Orezcu, Christmas Party Part 1

Casino, TV version You stupid sucker, you.

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:48:20 -0800

Casino, TV version

You stupid sucker, you.

The Flaming Lips talk about one of my favorite songs ever ever...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:35:00 -0800

The Flaming Lips talk about one of my favorite songs ever ever ever, “Feeling Yourself Disintegrate.” Their entirety of their oral history of The Soft Bulletin is pretty awesome.

Photo

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:04:19 -0800

Um. No thank you.

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 16:13:50 -0800

Um. No thank you.

Breaking Bad POV Compilation (by kogonada)

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:16:47 -0800

Breaking Bad POV Compilation (by kogonada)

suitsandboots: I never thought about it at the time but really,...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:50:51 -0800

suitsandboots:

I never thought about it at the time but really, what kind of asshole pizza place doesn’t cut your pizza? Is that kind of thing customary in Albuquerque?

They actually explained (I think the Wikipedia term is retconned?) this in the latest season when they ordered from the same pizza place for one of Jesse’s nonstop meth parties. Not to be all Comic Book Guy about it. Cough.

itsworn: homemade wallet

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:26:58 -0800

itsworn:

homemade wallet

"You’d better watch out, you’d better cry. You’d better pout, I’m telling you..."

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:09:00 -0800

“You’d better watch out, you’d better cry. You’d better pout, I’m telling you why: North Korea’s punishing insincere mourners, according to the Daily NK.”

- The Huffington Post’s oh-so-clever lede in a story containing rib-tickling zingers such as 80,000 North Koreans are being de facto murdered by their government by being sent to labor camps where 40% die of malnutrition. Go fuck yourself Huffington Post.