Hey, here’s some stuff.Tumblr (3.0; @neckbeard)http://www.neckbeard.net/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b5XRzOuWvoQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Say Something Else</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23719403072http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23719403072Thu, 24 May 2012 22:02:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fzxiXQJE1qi2riwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23584311704http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23584311704Tue, 22 May 2012 19:00:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c61zk0oQ1qzyat9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=816">A Softer World: 816</a>)</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23431163334http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23431163334Sun, 20 May 2012 12:27:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49669PK9A1qz88obo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daveshumka.tumblr.com/post/23333565973/john-seems-like-a-real-fucking-idiot">daveshumka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>John seems like a real fucking idiot.</p> </blockquote>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23374483565http://www.neckbeard.net/post/23374483565Sat, 19 May 2012 15:11:22 -0700<a href="http://alisonagosti.tumblr.com/post/22734875832/five-vignettes-into-suburban-teenage-angst">Hi.: Five Vignettes Into Suburban Teenage Angst </a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alisonagosti.tumblr.com/post/22734875832/five-vignettes-into-suburban-teenage-angst">alisonagosti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span id="internal-source-marker_0.9397741535212845"><span><strong>ONE -</strong> There was an old railroad track down the street from my mom’s house. After the line stopped running, the road that ran perpendicular to it was paved over and it made a short steep hill. More of a ramp, really. In high school, we used to pile into my friend Patrice’s Geo Prism and drive it really fast over that hill. Pretty sweet air.</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin’ Ramona Street, man. Wow.</p> <p><strong>SIX</strong> - Once I was incredibly sick, like on some Ebola shit. Alison and our friends Patrice and Skyler came to my house. I think we were supposed to hang out that night anyway. Probably to sit in a booth at Denny’s for three hours making the waitress refill our waters and roll her eyes. Or youth group. Alison brought me a goldfish. I, being riddled with plague and just generally a sixteen-year-old piece of shit, declined her generous piscine present. She kept it alive for years afterwards. I have never been able to remember the name of the fish. Alison surely does and will yell at me for forgetting.</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22754971284http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22754971284Wed, 09 May 2012 18:49:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b2rujPBd1ql47g0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22634221725http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22634221725Mon, 07 May 2012 20:29:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cymoMGRO1qc45nxo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22311261817http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22311261817Thu, 03 May 2012 00:32:03 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3badpfHji1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratsoff.com/post/22194476193/real-recognize-real-via-peetaah">ratsoff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>REAL RECOGNIZE REAL</p> <p>(via <a href="http://peetaah.me/post/22186600893/amorosoa-partyandbullshit-real-nigga">peetaah</a>.)</p> </blockquote>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22235422427http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22235422427Tue, 01 May 2012 18:55:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d6udqXlQ1qbauyyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22234989074http://www.neckbeard.net/post/22234989074Tue, 01 May 2012 18:50:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y637lHOP1qzun8oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21689427646http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21689427646Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:49:07 -0700<p><strong>Griffin</strong>: God, can you imagine a frog with a scorpion on its back, and the frog is <em>also</em> full of hate, and then, like, you get that lethality of a scorpion with the <em>mobility</em> of a frog?</p> <p><strong>Justin</strong>: Oh&#8212;</p> <p><strong>Griffin</strong>: Welp, we&#8217;re done!</p> <p><strong>Justin</strong>: Oh, shit. And the frog is secreting some sort of hallucinogen, so the scorpion is high as <em>fuck</em>.</p> <p><strong>Griffin</strong>: He&#8217;s just freaked out.</p> <p><strong>Travis</strong>: And also the frog has a really high credit score, so he&#8217;s able to, like, get a house.</p> <p>God, I love <a href="http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/my-brother-my-brother-and-me-101-sext-fiction">MBMBaM</a>.</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21688621855http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21688621855Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:39:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0juhw8jmU1qkt6yoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/21567697919/im-sure-she-would-have-said-if-she-didnt-want-to" class="tumblr_blog">literallyunbelievable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>im sure she would have said if she didnt want to be euthanised </p></blockquote> <p>Oh God, the snake is eating its own tail.</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21602505501http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21602505501Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:49:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2whnuldwz1qzyat9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=399">barfing and licking</a></p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21602012049http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21602012049Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:43:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2pbSKky1qb49x3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisfits.me/post/21342471321/coachella-2013-lineup">thisfits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Coachella 2013 lineup.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21359439344http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21359439344Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:00:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29f2uhPRe1qbauyyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>—Rev. Rick Warren</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21108963192http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21108963192Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:32:02 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/21005064970/tumblr_m23aj6ZvsL1qz4rlz&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/20630927764/professional-voice-actor">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1>A Total Pro, For Heaven’s Sake</h1> <p>Recorded March 21, 2008.</p> <p>I’m just honored to have been there. <em>So honored</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna reblog everything Merlin Mann posts for a while.</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21005064970http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21005064970Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:04:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29hcwdlsI1qjjis9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://new-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/20872306713/twitter-users-discover-the-titanic-was-real">new-aesthetic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.</p> </blockquote>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21005019837http://www.neckbeard.net/post/21005019837Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:04:01 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RYlCVwxoL_g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>An Invocation for Beginnings (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlCVwxoL_g">zefrank1</a>)</p> <p>FUCK YES.</p>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20825761091http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20825761091Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:03:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fer2pycS1qh7gfao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20822054795http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20822054795Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:59:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2896bm5b71qz4e8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/post/20792993055/taken-with-instagram">yourmonkeycalled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am/p/JNO7FPgNjQ/">Instagram</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20821230682http://www.neckbeard.net/post/20821230682Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:46:13 -0700