October 2009
11 posts
September 2009
18 posts
diablocodysstarwars:
Princess Lea: “Hey Darth Bader-Ginsburg, why don’t you take off that black robe and stop being so judgemental?”
Oh God. Star Wars as written by Diabo Cody? Pitch-perfect.
FRANK: So, just to be clear, it was you who came up with the line: “It’ll rape that tartar right out yo mouth.” MITCH: It sounds bad when you say it like that. FRANK: And Anna, you did the design? ANNA: I did what I could given the limitations of the concept. FRANK: I see you took a very … literal approach. ANNA: Thank you.
Peppermint Mouthblast by Joshua Green Allen
merlin:
WatchTim Heidecker giving partner Eric Wareheim a serious run for his money in the awesome music video department.
brittsbits:
“Dear Ms. Spangler, At Anthem Blue Cross Life and Health Insurance Co., we offer full and fair consideration for our applicants. In keeping with this mission, every application for our Individual Enrollment Plans is given a thorough review before determining eligibility. This involves comparing past and present health status with established medical underwriting guidelines. Some...
“It’s weird to feel like you miss someone you’re not even sure you know.”
– Mario Incandenza (via Amy)
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. And surely not because death seems suddenly appealing. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level person will kill herself the same way a trapped person will eventually...
Me: Ready to order? Guy ordering to-go food: Yeah, but I work at the Hampton Inn here, do I get a discount? Me: (slightly taken aback) No, I’m afraid we don’t really have any kind of service industry discount. GOTGF: No, I mean…I work at the Hampton Inn. The one right over there (gestures across the parking lot). Me: (now very taken aback) …I don’t follow. GOTGF: No,...
Bon Iver - The Wolves (Act I & II) 2:39-3:03
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The laze
whitewhine:
My building decided to move the recycling bins to one of the sub basements. Guess who won’t be bothering to recycle any more?
-Whine by @jayd
I can sadly identify with this. My last apartment was in a sprawling complex and had a single dumpster hidden somewhere with adjacent recycling cans. I could never be arsed to look for it, let alone lug a bag of beer cans half a mile every...
Watch(via robhuebel)